Take My Number... I Wanna Get To Know You

This guy was so charming, yet so persistent, yet so full of shit. LOL. What does that mean? Well, I'll tell you what it means. It means that, he was very nice to talk to (something I really enjoy), but wanted to do this "mutual" thing. We all know how I get about this crap. He's looking for a "regular" and I'm looking to provide a service. Although we had a great 20minute conversation, the whole time, he was bascially telling me that

1. He knew my type, I'm that type that don't like men, I only like women (boy was he wrong!).
2. Usually people like me grow up in a very deprived situation (because that's how he grew up... wrong again!)
3. That I was a hustler and I needed to come down to earth, take his phone number and basically forget about the fact that he's calling my hotline, we should just keep it friendly (or excuse me "regular".

All of these things would fine, well and dandy except for the fact that he's wrong on all counts and why even bother calling a line just to try and get something you know that you're not going to get.
Now don't get me wrong, the whole time he was a gentlemen, but at the same time, he was making rude remarks all in the same. Good thing I am who I am and know how to handle things like this in an appropriate manor (of course when it's not too out of control, then I'd have to break out the curses and screen shots...lol), because this actually turned out to be an easy conversation for me and once again, I didn't have to take off one stitch of clothing.
Back to the situation at hand, these rude (actually insecure) remarks consist of

1. "You don't like men, I know you're type, you like women"
2. "Usually when you're a sex coneisuer that means you're deprived as a child and grew up in a disfunctional family."
3. "I know you're just going through the motions, you can be yourself if you want." (Keep in mind, we were talking about the swine flu at this point in time...lol)

I mean, maybe these things aren't too bad, and some will say that I'm taking it wrong (Please be sure to leave your comments @ the end!), bit I mean, there's a difference between wanting to get to know someone and talking to them like you already now them. I think he was just alittle insecure. He kept mentioning to me "I get pussy in person, it's nothing, but..." or, "I'm just bored, I want someone to talk to, don't get me wrong, I'm cute, I just want to talk to your fine self before I go to bed", or the one that I actually called him on..."I just want a regular someone I can talk to and get off with"... and as soon as I told him that he could always call me back and we could do whatever he liked, he says, "Yea, but I don't wanna do that with you."
I mean, c'mon dude, why else would you want me to talk to you then? LOL. When are these guys going to learn... the words, "mutual" and "friends" and all that aren't going to do anything but mess up the relationship you've accumulated with the provider you meet.
Alot of times men are worst than women when it comes to men only supposing to contact us "sex workers" for entertainment, then the next thing you know, they really try to impose on our lives. Please, don't get me wrong, I'm 100% flattered and I like to fulfill fantasies...but you're going to have to pay to keep that going, it's like an arcade. I'm sorry to put it that way, but, I think alot of guys out there call whether it's PSO's, escorts and what not and try to take it to this so-called "mutual" level and then don't understand when we look at them like they are crazy...lol. It's still so funny to me.
I mean, I think the case with this guy is maybe about a smiget as bad as A.C.B.E. The only thing this guy has over that guy, is that fact that he was talking his bullshit over the phone, lol! But yea, like I said, this guy was charming, not charming enough to make me call his cell number, but charming enough for me to be able to handle his call in a down-to-earth, yet professional manor in which I like to do with everyone. Hopefull he calls back because I really did enjoy the experience and I know he enjoyed mine because he stated so. And let the calls keep coming in!
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Aggressive Masterbator: Chapter 2

The Aggressive Masterbator called me back this morning guys!!! And I'm happy he did because this time, he was a little more laid back and not as aggressive, but yet, still. This time he made me get fully nude. Yea, I know, I don't get fully nude, but for him today, I did. Anything to shut him up. I teased him alittle bit with my lotion show (as you all should know by now and if you don't, I have lotion/babyoil shows in the morning from 10:30-11:30am EST), played with my silver bullet and fucked that strap-on dildo just how he likes all while pinching my nipples. He loved it and it was great. On day, I hope he cums twice. Since he's so aggressive, he should be begging to cum again. LOL. The good thing about this guy is that he's aggressive in a way where he knows what he wants and he's so excited to see me and loves talking to me. He loves it when I tease that big black cock of his. Its so mind blowing the fun that we have already!

Good Morning Aggressive Masterbator!!!

He was so cool because he got the memo that I have just received my new toys in the mail and as soon as he got the chance, he had a rapid response. I get a lot of calls from guys that like to see me play, but they are not as persistent to see me play with my toys like this particular caller was. First of all, I was actually sleep when the phone rang. When I pick it up, I turned on the lights and introduced myself. I could tell this guy was country and aggressive by the way he was talking. Not only that, he was black, black guys are often tastelessly aggressive during sex (not all just some). What I liked a lot about him was the fact that he knew what he wanted and he went for it until we both came out of our minds. I mean, he really made me reach my orgasm so good that I reached like 4 times. It was just the way he was talking to me.
The most interesting part was when he says, "I heard you got new toys, what do you have?" I let him know, and he asked me to rub on my pussy first. I did. Then moments later into it, he told me to get a vibrator, i got it. Moments later into that, he told me to get my dildo and fuck my pussy, and I did. I pulled one of my tits and and he told me to pinch it, and so I did. And while I'm doing all of this at once, it was turning him on and working him up and up. It was very hot!