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Sunday, May 24, 2009
Well, turns out that a couple of days or so after I wrote my article,"Good-Bye O", he decided to send me a message via Y! Messenger:
"Rethink things"?! Are you fucking serious??? So, basically, not only does he tell me that he's done with serving me, but he also critiques me and pats me on the head to tell me that I "did good" to then only say that he made a mistake and that he reconsiders? It took me some time to think about this, obviously, which is why I did not blog about this particular event. It really disappoints me that he would do such a thing. So when he came back to serving me, he called and basically I felt like he was full of shit. I mean, he must have some type of feelings for me to even come back, but to reconsider? Oh, that's going to take me some time to think about how I should treat his sissy ass.
Are there any slaves out there that would like to help me make my decision in exchange for free minute privileges?
If so... Call me Now.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
So, when I asked him what he was wearing, before he got on cam, he told me nothing. I asked if he had panties and he confirmed, he said that he had black, but I don't like black panties on a sissy so he found another color. I wanted pink, so he did is damnedest to make sure I was happy and looked for them. I could hear him rummaging through his drawers and and breathing hard from trying to hurry up and serve me with , but obviously his girlfriend/wife doesn't have any. I'll have to make sure he gets a pair soon. He's on facebook pretty often, but now that we've exchanged MSN accounts, I'll just send him a message there as well.
At any rate, his selection was a pair of hot pink thongs that his big sissy balls were hanging out of. I actually find it kind of hot! Most of my pussy boys squeese their little pathetic little pussy balls in along with their clit-like cocks, but not this one.
Of course, he will be doing that on a later date. But it actually turned out to be very hot looking.
When commanded to bend over, his time ran out and he didn't bother to add any more. Of course, he tried to stay on cam and pull out his pussycock, but it didin't work because time is money and I had to be somewhere last night anyways. But, he'll learn. However, I did get this nice shot of him bending over before it all ended. He toots his ass up in the air so well. Wow!
Friday, May 22, 2009
First, "The Aggressive Masterbator" called me and just wanted to watch me and hear me get my pussy of. It felt so good! It took me a while to cum, but that's only because I spent like all night going back and forth jerking my pussy off, but it was just so nice to receive a phone call from someone that just wanted to see me get off and just pleasure myself without jerking his cock. It made me feel really nice!
While I was on the phone with him, I got a pm on Yahoo from one of my pussyboy slaves who wanted to serve me really bad today. He reported that he was wearing a nice black pair of panties and I had so much fun with him. I made him sing me songs, ("Quit lyin Guh, Quit tryin Guh" [a song I made up...lol], "I Have A Small Pussy Cock" and "Pat Your Weave Ladies" [a bar from Beyonce's "If You Like It Then You Should've Put A Ring On It"]), we partially played my favorite Number Game, I pop quizzed him upon "The Ms. Joclyn DeVou™ Experience (Phone Sex Blog)" to see how loyal he was and it turns out, he named a few articles and went into minor detail what he remembered about each and I'm seriously considering making him my next "O". "Huh?", you say? well, yea, as of today because he has entertained me and made my day even more brighter by showing his loyalty I'm considering making him my new "O". I mean, even though "O" calls himself "reconsidering" and "rethinking", I don't know if that's a good enough come back for me (Oops... i didn't blog about that yesturday, I'll do that over the weekend, today is too much of a lovely day to go into that bullshit.). So, I came up with an idea for My "Frenchy" to complete "The Beyonce Task". He would be so good at it! I'm giving him until Sunday Evening to report and serve. Speaking of report and serve, "Frenchy" recite his requirements so well!!! Man, he's one good bitch boy, I'll tell ya! And all this ontop of the beautiful weather outside, this lets me know that it's going to be A Lovely Day!
Lovely Day - Bill Withers
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
His adrenoline was pumping miles a minute! He then says to me, "Mmm baby, get me down on my knees." So I reply, "Yea, you wanna suck this cock and these tits at the same time while you're on your knees too, huh?" and he calls out, "Yes". So after a few minutes of me gyrating and rubbing my tits, I found a nice good and comfortable positions for me to get in where he could see my tits hang alittle and the strap-on aim up all at the same and just teased him with it for the rest of the time. While doing this, I started milking at my tits while stroking my strap-on and moaning for him. The way I was milking at my breasts, it really felt good and being that I'm actually horny this morning, all of this came into play. He really enjoyed it and I had fun with him. It was hot and it was great. I could tell that he came alot and his legs were tense as he reached his point because of the moan and call that he gave out once he reached. It's a shame that he didn't have a came because I would've loved to see the cum bust and thrust out of his cock. I know it was a nice sloppy mess.... Mmmm.
He even left me a great rating so I know he came extremely hard!
The way he would be so anxious to flont his little sissyboy panties for me was just flattering. I really liked playing with him alot and to be quite honest, "O" actually helped me exercise my Mistressing skills even more. He's very obedient, he follows up with my articles, ads me on sites that I tell him to, tells his pathetic little friends about serving me, I mean, he's a really great sub and if there is a Mistress out there that can actually take care of this pathetic little white sissy bitch of a boy, then you're going to find that you have a nice panty boy on your hands. I mean, my other pantyboys have actually read my articles on "O" and actually try to compete when they call, but I don't give them the satisfaction of being as worthy as "O". Granted, "O" is an extremely pathetic pussyclit boy, but that's what makes him great, because he's good at it. He's so worth the dogging around. He actually requested to report to all of my Ebony Mistress Friends and serve them all. We had a small misunderstanding about that (not because of anything he or I did, but because of one of the lines), but he fixed the problem really quick and I like having a bitch boy like that around me. Someone to take care of the problem before I even have to rant and rave about it.
The thing that I like most about "O" besides his loyalty, feminity and constant obedience is the fact that his pussy of a cock looks so nice in those tight little thong panties that he wears. And in this particular pic, he's standing as if he doesn't know what to do with that pathetic little fat cock of his, it humors me so much! LOL! But I know that his stance is only because he's waiting on my next command. And so funny, he made my day everytime he would call me because I knew he was ready to serve without limits (sometimes, because sometimes he would be so damn cheap, but that's neither here nor there). And this is what gets me off about him. He with alot of other people really enjoyed my article, "My O's New Panties". I really enjoyed publishing that beacuse he made sure that I was the first to see them and that made me happy and actually, that day I was in some kind of a flustered mood because of some dick caller that was acting like a pussy and a dick all at the same time and then he called and let me know that he wore his panties while he was having dinner with his family and how he started wearing panties when he went out to think about me. I mean, it was hot shit and I really enjoyed it!
Another great time we had together was when he begged me to let him cum and I finally just allowed him access to cum and I was giving him the mistress tease of his life. Boy, and did he cum alot too. LOL! Just lusting over his Hot Ebony Goddess Love that little cock in those panties must've been throbbing for days and those balls were big and blue, I bet! LOL! It's a shame he has to go now especially since I've gotten my toys in the mail and everything.
We've already said our good-byes and I wish the best of luck to him and all that he does. He really did make the efforts to meet my needs as much as possible, I guess he just couldn't keep up financially. It gets like that sometimes. Being that it's like that, I don't have time to saulk and pout about "O", I need a NEW "O" and I'm searching deeply for it.
Nevertheless, I wish my "O" the best wishes in life! When he's ready to come back, he will always have a place to come to repent, pay and obey.
This time, my new "O" will be financially set and ready to pay all fees and dues on time as well as physically. He/she will not give me any excuses as to why he/she cannot do this or that. He/she will not hang up in the middle of a traning or lesson. He/she will obey. I don't need to repeat these things for you morons, The Requirements are written all over the page!
Let's get started and see what we come up with!
Friday, May 15, 2009
I guess the reason I'm making a big deal about my first butt plug session is because, 1, I've never used a buttplug before. 2, I love breaking in my new toys. 3, When he called me before I didn't have it and I wanted to surprise him with a new toy and experience.
It all worked out and I'm so satisfied with my result... He left a great rating for me as well! :D
Thursday, May 14, 2009
I know that I've been gone for about 1 week and a half, two weeks, but I've been so busy lately doing my club tours around the city. If you are following me on Twitter, you would know that. One of the main reasons I made a Twitter page so when you are looking for me, and a lot of you were, you will know where to find me or why I'm not around taking your calls.
I am writing this letter to let you guys know that I am back. My schedule is still the same the only difference is after 12pm, I will not be taking phone calls because I'll be doing my club tours. I will always have updates on my Twitter. Also... If you ever want to read more about what is going on with me at the clubs... You can always check out The Experience Diary and read more about my experiences as a hot Adult Entertainer and more.
Those of you who have been missing me, I miss you too and I await your calls faithfully.
Ms. Joclyn DeVou™
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Now, the whole point to this particular post is to expose (once again) a mistake of the client and his rude behavior. He needed to download Skype because Eyeball Chat is not working for me (I don't know why, but ever since they did their little bullshit upgrade, I'm unable to log in on my messenger, I just keep making accounts, but the shit still won't work) so he said he would call back when he has Skype down loaded. He called back and sent me a video call invite and while I accept and we're waiting, he says, "Yea, you playin games" and then hung up. So I typed him a message saying, "It is not my fault that Skype is taking a long time to start video, I'm over here waiting myself". I mean, let's be real here, it's not my problem or my fault, but I did accept the damn request... wtf?!
Do guys like this jus have no patience or anything or have they've been burnt so bad by other PSO's or in their lives where they have to like make accusations like that? And the sad part about it is, he and I have played before, so why would he have that attitude toward the situation?
Who knows, who gives a fuck. I'm tired of dealing with these jerk-off guys that get angry and frustrated because they want their dicks to nut off... like... wtf?!
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Monday, May 4, 2009
However, one of my pussyboy servants, Richard, served me in full tonight. He called the correct line, he paid in-full and there were problems, he recited his requirements the way I commanded and everything was great. His barks could've been alot better, but he put alot of effort into it. When asked if he was trying to compete with "O", he admitted with pride. Although he hasn't called in two weeks, he definitely made it up by serving all the way, no questions asked which is more than I can say for "O" these days...
If there are anymore pussyboys out there that think they can be loyal and serve me the way I choose to be served and will please me with my desires... Click Here and let the servitude of a life time begin!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009
- Phone sex is the safest sex you can have, beside solitude masterbation. You never have to worry about catching anything, or your partner not reaching his/her climax/orgasm.
- You can use your imagination a little bit more than usual. It's actually very easy to play out your fantasy with someone over the phone, so we've all seen through this particular blog. Therefore, it's extremely mental (of course if you're not mental, or do not mentally connect with the person on the other line it will definitely not work!)
- It eliminates all the touchy-feely-mushy-mushy alot of you people out there hate to go through (I, personally, can handle this and like it more, but others will not be as diverse as I).
- You might not live in the same city/state/country as the person that you find yourself being attracted to so, hey, why not just phone bone em!
- Overall, it's just a great experience to share intimate thoughts with someone and have sex a different way. I, like some people in the world, like the thought of different ways of having sex!
I have different lines for different fetishes and I pick up everytime!
Monday, April 27, 2009
- He knew my type, I'm that type that don't like men, I only like women (boy was he wrong!).
- Usually people like me grow up in a very deprived situation (because that's how he grew up... wrong again!)
- That I was a hustler and I needed to come down to earth, take his phone number and basically forget about the fact that he's calling my hotline, we should just keep it friendly (or excuse me "regular".
Now don't get me wrong, the whole time he was a gentlemen, but at the same time, he was making rude remarks all in the same. Good thing I am who I am and know how to handle things like this in an appropriate manor (of course when it's not too out of control, then I'd have to break out the curses and screen shots...lol), because this actually turned out to be an easy conversation for me and once again, I didn't have to take off one stitch of clothing.
Back to the situation at hand, these rude (actually insecure) remarks consist of
- "You don't like men, I know you're type, you like women"
- "Usually when you're a sex coneisuer that means you're deprived as a child and grew up in a disfunctional family."
- "I know you're just going through the motions, you can be yourself if you want." (Keep in mind, we were talking about the swine flu at this point in time...lol)
I mean, c'mon dude, why else would you want me to talk to you then? LOL. When are these guys going to learn... the words, "mutual" and "friends" and all that aren't going to do anything but mess up the relationship you've accumulated with the provider you meet.
Alot of times men are worst than women when it comes to men only supposing to contact us "sex workers" for entertainment, then the next thing you know, they really try to impose on our lives. Please, don't get me wrong, I'm 100% flattered and I like to fulfill fantasies...but you're going to have to pay to keep that going, it's like an arcade. I'm sorry to put it that way, but, I think alot of guys out there call whether it's PSO's, escorts and what not and try to take it to this so-called "mutual" level and then don't understand when we look at them like they are crazy...lol. It's still so funny to me.
I mean, I think the case with this guy is maybe about a smiget as bad as A.C.B.E. The only thing this guy has over that guy, is that fact that he was talking his bullshit over the phone, lol! But yea, like I said, this guy was charming, not charming enough to make me call his cell number, but charming enough for me to be able to handle his call in a down-to-earth, yet professional manor in which I like to do with everyone. Hopefull he calls back because I really did enjoy the experience and I know he enjoyed mine because he stated so. And let the calls keep coming in!
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This stuck-up, bitchy black princess is here for you to bow at her brand new Jimmy Choos and worship the ground that she walks on forever. You must be an obeidient slave and spoiler and willing to give her want she commands. No questions asked. Just do it, and you will still have to suffer the consequences. All financial pay piggies definetly welcome. Worthless slaves need not apply unless you're ready to pay her to suck cock to please her.
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Friday, April 24, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Today, he called me and he didn't even want to get on cam he just wanted to talk dirty, straight. He was willing to do everything that I wanted him to do. We've had a misunderstanding with him saying this before because he wanted me to dominate him twice before but yet couldn't cope with my methods of servitude so to keep from having that little mishap a third time, I just wanted him to fuck me hard like a slut. I wanted him to pound my pussy and power drive my asshole like he's never before, especially since we haven't spent alot of time together in the past month or so. It was pleasure with him because like always, he always cums 3-5 times back to back. It's so sweet having him cum like that. I don't know any guy that can cum like that and go back to back. It's amazing how high his drive is.
I really wish he would've gotten on cam cause I love seeing his big white cock being stroked and milked into all that cum he squirts out.
During O's servitude, he was so anxious to get on cam and show me his brand new panties. We've already discussed how I would love to see him in the most feminine looking panties he could find and things like that, but today, I can really say, that I like seeing these new panties on him.I forgot to demand an answer, but I wonder if he'll be wearing these panties all day... Hmm... I should've told him to...shit! Anyways, they look very pathetic on him and it brings out the bulge in his little sissy white boy cock that I like so much! Because I liked how gay he looked in these panties, I decided to make him cum in these panties and he was extremely greatful for it.
Good Job O!
If any of you out there think that you can compete against my O, then, let me see what you've got. Prove to me how loyal you are by completing tasks, serving, sending gifts and clicking here.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
My "O", of course, had to pay early servitude around 5:30 for he had to go to a dinner with family. During his servitude he had to check out The Ebony Kittens and Call Arcellis (whom was apparently not available, we have to talk about that) and then I made him call Naughty Lil Thang. We talked about my leather corset that came in the mail. We discussed "The Cellphone Servant" after I made him read it aloud and asked him his take on it. He said to me, "Ms. DeVou, it sounds like he really worships you." and I reply, "But not like you, "O". After this dicussion, we talked about how it would be nice for him to wear panties to work tomorrow. I told him to wear panties tomorrow, and he will. I also told him that I'd love to see him enter the men's room and as he walks up to the urinal there would be 2 guys on each side of him with regular men's underwear on and he'd be the only one reaching into his pink polka-dot panties to pull out his pathetic little white cock to relieve himself. LOL! It's still funny to me! And hot too...
Welp, The Cellphone Servant just called back! Man, is he loyal. I'm beginning to like him. He likes to talk about how he loves worshipping me. It's so hot. LOL. He asked me what were the things that I would do to him and this time I let him know that have him gathered around a bunch of big black nigger cocks 10''+ just waiting to ramsack that little tight white asshole he sits on while sitting at my throne, smoking a capri and laughing as he looks into my eyes for approval. You know what he told me? "I've always been dreaming of doing something like that for a woman like you". "Really?", I says. "Yes."
I made him bark a few times. God, his barks were extremely pathetic though, not like my "O" and the first caller in Bed-Time Servitude, but it was a bark. I can also excuse him alittle because he claims that he has a room-mate. I gave him the 20 minutes that he was lucky to have and then I hung up. Before I hung up he requested to ask me a question and so I confirmed. He asked me if he could demonstrate over the phone how he would suckle the big black cock. Once he did, I told him, "It's 10 o'clock, do you know where your children are? I have to watch the news and me talking to you about how you would suck black cocks would do nothing but distract me."
Well, looks like these are the most loyal out of em all. I've had a lot of fun with this today. I've goten alot of commands fulfilled today and I am pleased. 100% satisfied.
Monday, April 20, 2009
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At any rate, he did have a hot fantasy. Just too bad he was being bit of a moron and not playing it out with me. Oh, what's his fantasy, you say?
For me to be in the club, drunk, walk in the bathroom, he walks up behind me, follows me in the bathroom, rips my panties off and while I'm urinating, he is fucking me non-stop while I'm drunk bent over the toilet.
Say whatever you want, but I think that's a little on the creative side. As a matter of fact, might be a little too creative...
Sunday, April 19, 2009
All I had to do was announce that I want a pussyboy to serve me before I went to bed, and 5 of em served me up like that. It was so hot.
The first caller turned his cam on and had on his pussyboy nipple chain on(the one that attaches to both nipples, yea, that one) and would just say all of these great things about being my #1 servant and pussyboy and hear to serve me for whatever I desire. So funny, because he made me laugh when I told him to show me his little pathetic cock under his big nasty fat stomach and after he lifted up his stomach, it was this little pathetic piece of cock that I like to refer to as a clit. So funny, cause he knows his little pathetic little cock is a clit. My clit is bigger than his cock! And no, not because my clit is actually big (those of you who have seen my pussy know better than that), but because his cock is really like a little button! LOL! I gave him the finger and told him to go fuck himself, made him get down on all fours and bark for me as usual. I love to make my pussy boys bark, it shows exactly how loyal they are willing to be to serve me. It gets me off in many ways that one cannot understand.
I made him pull on his nipple chain til it hurt and I made him discipline himself for not serving me in a long time. Not only that, I made him pay his pussyboy fee and leave me a 5 star rating. He obeyed. I mean, he's almost just as pathetic as my "O" (although noone will be as pathetic as my "O"!).
The Second Caller just wants to play this straight sissy boy everytime he calls. He wants me to tell him how girls are stronger than boys in kick boxing and wrestling (as if I give a fuck) and look up at my pussy like a pathetic little cunt boy while I'm saying all of this. He's pretty boring, but for some reason, I enjoyed his servitude tonight because he's so full of shit with it. If you asked me, he was a waste of space and dead air. As a matter of fact, dead air is exactly what he was equivalent to, if not, deader (is that a word? in his case, yes!)! I guess what annoys me the most about this pussy boy is the fact that he's always telling me what to say, as if I don't remeber that he's the annoying guy that won't just let me humiliate his pathetic little dickless ass by telling him something as stupid as "Girls are stronger than boys" and "Girls beat boys in kick-boxing". Wtf kind of humiliation is that??? I mean, really. LOL! So, I laughed at him, gave him the finger ONCE because he wasn't as worthy of me lifting up my middle finger numerous times like I did the first caller. God, this pussy is boring... ugh!
The 3rd caller was a cum eater and we've already spoke about that before, He basically didn't do anyting spectacular because he wasn't like my original cum eater, so that was also boring. I just humiliated him and bitched him around alittle bit until he just came and cam on his chest because his cock is not long enough to reach and the fact that he's just not talented enough. But I won't knock him too much, because atleast he wants to serve me and make a cumeatting-slut fool out of himself for my pleasure.
The 4th caller was a panty boy. Also very boring.
The 5th wanted me to smoke. I actually enjoyed this alot (although I'm trying to quit...lol) because he was worshipping my role as an Ebony Mistress. He loved my stockings, my soiled panties, my smoke, my classy way of telling him that he was nothing more than a sissy white boy that should be ready to kneel at my feet whenever I give him the opportunity and everything was great. He actually made my hot cunt tingle a little bit.
The 6th caller was a spoiler and sent a nice tribute and we talked about how he feels that I should get whatever I want because I'm a beautiful black princess. I mean, he was a good litle pay piggy for me! I'm going to see how long I can keep him begging me for more because I need that type of enjoyment everynow and again (more like everyday, but yea... everynow and again...LOL).
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
I'm married and live across the street from him with my husband and he has 30 minutes to come over and fuck me before my husband gets home. He's been watching me for a while, he loves the way I'm always bending over when I water the grass, pick up the news paper and open the car door before I get in. He strongly admires the way I sit out in my backyard and suntan topless. I let him in and he just wants to talk. He somehow talks me into coming upstairs and fucking me. While he's fucking me, I tell him about how I really don't want to fuck him, but I'm only fucking him on behalf of my husband not performing cunnilingus the night before. He fucked me until he came. and when he came, he pulled his cock out and came all over my nice big black tits.
The most interesting part was when he says, "I heard you got new toys, what do you have?" I let him know, and he asked me to rub on my pussy first. I did. Then moments later into it, he told me to get a vibrator, i got it. Moments later into that, he told me to get my dildo and fuck my pussy, and I did. I pulled one of my tits and and he told me to pinch it, and so I did. And while I'm doing all of this at once, it was turning him on and working him up and up. It was very hot!
Monday, April 13, 2009
Every yeard (except for last year, shame on me), I make it my business to go and get an outfit made for this particular event and I flaunt my stuff all up and down New York City (mainly, The Village Area) with all the rest of the queens, dykes, fags, bulldaggers, trannies, transexuals, post-ops, pre-ops, lady boys and whatever else there is and I have a BLAST!!! It's the only event that I know you can basically walk down the street naked, smoke weed and drink all out in the open with 50 million cops around and noone doing shit about it! I love it, it's great!
So having said all of this, For the next few months, I will be looking forward to talking to alot of the ladies. I've got nice little cute cheap listings for the ladies to talk to me and see me on cam and we can have a ball doing this.
Ladies, I am looking for a nice hot sexy female partner to go to the parade and celebrate pride with this year. I will be sending out offers, discounts and raffling for the female winner to go along with me to celebrate pride the whole day and night. (To call, click the "Girls Only Line")
The lady that can be the freakiest on cam for me while I'm freaking her back, of course, will win a chance to take me out of a date to Celebrate gay pride!!!
Of course, gets to spend the whole Gay Pride with me + 20 free minutes on the phone.
20 Free Minutes on the phone with me
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Good Luck Ladies and I look forward to seeing you there!
Friday, April 10, 2009
But in the mean time, between time. Today is Friday and I am taking the day off to go out and see the world. The phone world has kind of got me a little overwhelmed with frustration. After having to expose a guy the other day for his silly antics and then more idiots coming right behind that, I have just come to the conclusion that I need a day off. However, I am available to take appointments for live meetings, you can always go to my site and learn more about how to meet up with me. If you are unable to meet up with me, don't want to talk or whatever your problem may be... you can always check out the other callers I have listed under the "Experience More" section of this blog. I need a breather and I will return fresh tomorrow.
Love & Peace
Ms. Joclyn DeVou
P.S. Some of you inquired about my Live Broadcast, while I'm gone, I will also be working on this... Everything is already taken care of, there's just one last step I have to take to make this officially happen, that way you can call, listen and join in the activities that I have in store. So please stay tuned to that. Ciao!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
However, NF Services have me frustrated tonight because of some cheap ass idiot jerk that decided to send me a pm on yahoo requesting to have a "consensual webcam show". Now, I am always as professional as possible and patient as I stated before, you guys know this. But I can not keep my cool, patience and my professionalism if a silly cheap bastard that KNOWS he met me on a PAY SITE thinks that I'm suppose to switch up my whole damn game totally and completely just so HE can jerk his cock off? Where are these values coming from? I just don't get it... and I just don't understand it. Is it not enough that my damn lines are cheap and I give quality shows... but now I have to basically do it for nothing?
Exibit A: The Dumb Ass Question.
Exibit B: Trying to turn a Phone Hoe into a Cam Slut.
I mean like, dude really used the word "consensual" as if he was responding to a fucking craigslist ad and was trying to get me to say the magic words to have the damn ATF bust down my god damn door. I mean, come on. Why even put youself through that. So I asked him, what makes guys like him do this? Not to mention... he only called me ONCE!... ONCE!!! ONCE!!! ONCE!!! And that was about 3 months ago!!! And somehow this is grounds for a damn free show ????????????????????????????????????????
Maybe I'm missing something, but I REFUSE to keep customers off of giving away free minutes everytime they go on their little hissyfits or wanna be cheap. That's not how I do things. And this is how I will continue not to do things. If you're looking to change the bitch, find different bitch cause this one is never going to change. I'll be as nice as possible, but never will I change. And besides... it shouldn't never go this deep!!! It's simple... pay and you will get served!!!
Being that this problem seems to be esculating and I had to stop in the middle of this blog to take a call from ANOTHER GUY who didn't want to by the damn ID's... I will be exposing faces this time so the PSO's will know what he/they looks like so you know what to watch out for. Sorry I have to subject everyone to this, but think of how it makes me feel when I'm busting my ass to fulfill fantasies and in comes along repeated ASSHOLES like the ones I've encountered so far. Do I think he's learned his lesson after me telling him about it? Well... the fact of the matter is... He will now!
Really burns me up inside when I have to be like this toward adults that know better, but still try. This is not a day care, this is a phone sex line. I am not your wife, I can only ACT like her so that means that I really don't even have to cater to your personal malfunctions. Damn!
Well, I'm done with this issue, but I hope the REST OF YOU GUYS out there learn from this shit. It does not make sense to get it for free when you were paying in the first place. This is most likely why alot of these men end up calling me in the first place, because they don't know how to fucking communicate with themselves, let alone a damn woman!
Sunday, April 5, 2009
If you have a scat fetish, let me know, we can talk about it anytime you'd like.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Sounds kind of twisted and dimented doesn't it? Yea, I know. But try telling that to a caller that wants to look at your tits and lust over them while confessing to you that they look at your breast they reminds you of Mommy's.
This is something like the Daddy-Daughter, only more arousing and overpowering to the trainee.
This is exactly what I long for in a call. Outlandish, yet exciting...Taboo. It's great! I know more of you out there think this way. Not because you actually think this way, but because you want a little kink and spice in your relationship with your co-masturbator or your companion. And as you know, there's almost nothing that I'll stop at to help you make your Experience the best one you've ever had. It turns me on and keeps me on the phone more and more when you come to me, feeling nothing but that ultimate trust to let yourself go and put everything you've got into the hands of a true Goddess like myself. If this is you, and I know it is... you might as well just pay your confessions now and receive the discipline of lusting so deeply and sinfully.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
All Slaves, Servants and Pussy boys
Must Read Now!
A lot of you have been falsely claiming your desire to serve me and I've been paying very close attention to this.
I've held a Charity for the whole month of march and you sick pigs haven't donated enough to show your loyalty to me. All of you are on restriction. No pussywhipping, no facesiting, no cuckolding, no forced bi, no nothing. You will be ignored and that's just the way it goes.
To the Spoil Line you go! Now!!!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
And so funny, I've had this combined on me once by one person, he is the ONLY person, I think I actually enjoyed this from. He starts off by asking me how my day was and what is going on, and then, he tells me to get comfortable and so I do, I get everything I need to get (even if it means going all he way to the kitchen to fix me a sandwich and a glass of milk...lol) and he'd walk me through my decredation. He'd then make sure I'd get off to the bittersweet sound of this voice making me his "nigger whore" and thoughts of ripping the flesh off of some young mexican girl for my pleasure to please him. The blood-play, how it made me feel when he made me unleash my sick and twisted thoughts. How he actually realized how twisted and demented that I could think when it came to me getting off on an orgasm. Out of all the sex conversations I've ever had, this one was Thee best because it was what I was looking for. No longer about "Show me your tits", "Suck my cock"... it was now about what I wanted to do and how I wanted to do it and being forshamed for wanted to do it. And at that moment, I was able to experience my Vamp Princess once again. It was so hot! And as I was eating and tearing at her flesh, he was calling out to me, "... sick, twisted demented fuck, pain whore, black nigger cunt..." and the sensation got deeper and deeper. The more he'd call me a nigger, the more and more turned on I got and the closer and closer I got to my love flowing down from my cunt and onto my sheets. It was totally hot!
I am aware that the others just want to get off on actually using this word on an Ebony female especially if she is phone playing, but it's no big deal. It is just words. It's all about context.
Just say for instance, a guy that would call me before the guy previously. Now I knew that he was a Hill Billy boy. He has major taboos with him...lol. Not only did he want to see my "nigger tits" and fuck my "nigger pussy" and want me to tell him that "the white man is my shepard" and all of that mindless crap that we all know that I TRULY disagree with, but he has a thing for letting me know that he had a thing about this black girl that he had over his house and how he made her suck his cock. Which is funny because I actually get off to things like this. It is the reason I love interracial porn. Not because the contrast and blah blah blah and all this bullshit, but because I often get this image of the white girl being the trash bitch and I am the big tree trunked cock of a black man that is force-feeding my monkey dick down her lily white throat causing her to whore out for my big black cock. And when I watch the opposite, I just like the fact of watching a white man struggling to fuck a black girl all at the same time while enjoying it because he's finally got him a piece of nigger pussy. Take this video here, for instance. Once you watch this video, you will see where I am coming from. He's fucking her in the manor of, "Yea, you little nigger whore, this black pussy is so good." It's his strokes and barely seeing his cock that turn me on. It's the way he's moving in those off-beat white man strokes that do it for me.
And when I watch this video, I think about this particular guy and how it would really be if I actually let his Hill Billy ass fuck my precious nigger flower.
He also likes to tell me about another time when he had a guy over his house and when they were young (I made sure he bumped the age up to atleast 16, of course just so you can see where he would go with this, Lord knows I don't need that kind of drama) and how the other guy was jerking his cock and then his mother walked in the room and made him suck him off the rest of the way and how she stood there and watched and watched and made sure he did it right as part of his punishment for her walking in the room on her son and seeing him getting his cock played with. And that actually turned me on a little. I don't know why, but it did.
I mean, we all know REALISTICALLY, that shit is FAR FROM right, but it's a story and it was a fantasy and since I've been doing this, I've been exposed to a lot of great stories. When I find that some guys call and the story/fantasy is way out of hand, of course I will try to sway them on trying to change the subject or just something a little or I refuse to carry out the conversation by letting them know, or hanging up. I refuse to have a conversation about children and all of that crap, that's just taking it too far.
It was actually a caller about 2-3 weeks ago that I had to BLOCK because I didn't agree or was trying to hear where he was going with his conversation.
Monday, March 30, 2009
"Yes, is this Ms. Joclyn DeVou?"
"Yes, Who am I speaking with?"
"Hey caller! What's going on?"
"Oh, well, yanno... I just wanted to call and talk to you."
"Really? What are you interested in?"
"Well, I don't have any particular interests, I just wanted to call you and tell you about my day at the mall today."
"Yes, I went to the mall with this really hot chick and she had me carrying all of her bags for her. As I was walking with her, I noticed a few other hot chicks as we were walking around the mall and it seems that hot chicks bring their really ugly friends to the mall with them. Do you know why they do that?"
"Well, perhaps, I don't think they ALL do it intentionally, but the ones that do, maybe they know that when there are guys at the mall they are sure to get attention oppose to the other chick."
"I think they do that too, Ms. Joclyn. I actually like watching it though, it kinda makes my dick rise a little seeing a hot chick with an ugly chick. And it seems that the ugly chick is always carrying the hot chick's bags. That is such a turn on, it's making me a little hard right now just thinking about you making one of your little duckling friends carry all of your bags around the shopping mall while you walk around hands free."
"Yes, you are like one of the hottest black chicks that I've ever talked to on the phone and I'd love to carry your bags around the shopping mall for you."
And this convo went on and on and on for about a good hour and a half more. It was very interesting because he didn't even cum or anything. He had just came home from work (so he said) and he just wanted to express his feeling to someone and that someone was me. Made me flatter talking to him because not only did he spend a good bit of time of the phone with me, but he was worshipping me and not one time did he ask me to get on cam, show a titty or talk freaky to him. I didn't even have to humiliate his "small white cock" or tell him to "take this black cunt" or even "get down on the ground and do such and such". It was an awesome conversation. He called me a few times telling me different stories about his shopping mall experiences, he even had a time where he went to the shopping mall by himself and carried NO BAGS and he seen the same thing over and over and over, I guess once you notice something once, who's to say you cannot not notice it again? Does that make you become a hobbyist of that particular stature? Hmmm...
Saturday, March 28, 2009
It's been a while since I've had an intimate moment with a female. If this is you, hit my "Girl/Girl Line"...anytime. I wanna talk to you.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
That would like, totally be awesome! Fur shur!
Like I would totally love you to serve me as like your valley girl mistress, like...totally!!!
Different lines are for different fetishes, you cannot call my slut line and expect to be dominated and vice versa.
I will tell you that, I like to mix the two every now and then though. Should you insist on wanted to mix these two, you can always find me on the Fetish Line . I have no problem showing you my tits, fingering my asshole and telling you to sit there like a good little cock boy and jerk your cock, stroke your balls and lust over me while I fuck myself.
I have never in my life watched or seen a guy fuck laundry or pillows and for some reason, that turns me on in a major way. Only because I know that when I talk to him, it drives him so crazy that he wants to get wild with me and do all the things that he wants to do. He craves so bad to have my body, my ass, my sugar walls that because he cannot physically have me, he replicates what it's like to have me, puts on a nice show for me, bends me over and fucks my tight pussy. I love talking to him because I can get so freaky and kinky with him that it makes me crave his calling. I often wish I could get calls like this all the time where I'm on the phone and on cam and bending over and a guy will just want me so bad, quiver at the sound of my voice, taste and smell my sweet pussy and just wild out to the point where this is what I crave.
You make my day, and I want you to call more often.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
At first, I thought it was kind of gross (which it is), but then I learned to love it and I enjoy him taking all that cum in his mouth like a man. It's so awesome how he can even get his own cock to his mouth. That's how big his cock is. I enjoy watching this cum eater just entertain me with his talent.
It's so hot!
I'm actually looking for more self cum eaters. I've had many requests for a few cum eaters to eat their cum for me. One attempted, but he didn't get it all in his mouth, plus his cock wasn't large enough, but I do appreciate his effort. At least some got in his mouth, but he wasted the rest on his chest.
Back to my cum eater search, if you can shoot your cum in your mouth for me and entertain me with this talent while I humiliate you and force you to swallow that cum, you need to serve me now. That's what I'm looking for.
Slaves, this would be a great opportunity for you to become my new "O".
Your mistress awaits...
Sunday, March 22, 2009
My favorite pussy boy in panties has been crowned my "O", but he hasn't served me in a while, I'm pretty sure he will again, but he wears this nice pink black panties with pink trim and it's so pathetic.
One of my other favorites BEFORE my "O" use to wear a nice tight black pair of panties and show me on cam. He doesn't call me anymore because he claims to have been laid off, my guess would be "recession", or could it be that he's too pathetic to serve me so he's not even worth the time.
Another one of my favorites chats with me on Eyeball, he wears this extremely pathetically tight pair of green panties and he loves being my sissyboy every chance he gets, he is also enjoyable when I'm humiliating his small white cock.
You can be a slave, pussyboy, or just a regular guy with a Ms. Joclyn DeVou panty fetish and just...Buy My Panties
I'll even let you pic which ones you'd like me to wear on cam while I humiliate you or just tease you with my nice perfect ass in them.
In the next 2 weeks, I will be holding a raffle to see who is the most dedicated caller. I've been receiving a lot of calls and alot of them are random and repeat callers.
Boys, you know I love it when you call, but I wanna see who's the MOST dedicated to calling me, spoiling me and enjoying spending time with me.
If your phone calls last OVER 45 Minutes, you will get a free phone call with me.
Any fetish, any style, any body, whatever you like!!! FREE!!!
Pussyboys MUST ENTER!!!
Let's see how dedicated you are!!!
Phone With Cam Line
Friday, March 20, 2009
If you do not like the way someone runs their shop, why do you continue to just deliberately call and think that you are going to get over somehow??? Does that make sense?
I've been very professional and nice to all of my clients and gently telling them that they must purchase the names on the site, but they repeatedly keep posting this nasty ass remarks on my ratings making me look bad when I have more good ratings than bad ratings all because they dont want to follow suit. I make everything that is important to know about how to get services from me in BIG BRIGHT FONT and they still insist on going against the grain anyways. I've dealt with this time and time again and quite frankly it's getting on my damn nerves.
IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BUY MY ID'S DON'T CALL ME, OR ANYONE ELSE THAT WORKS THEIR SYSTEM THIS WAY. I DON'T COME TO YOUR JOB KICKING DICKS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, SO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO DO WHAT I'M DOING? JUST TO GET YOUR DICK OFF??? I'M SORRY, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!!
Now, yesturdays cheap ass goes by the NF name of masterwhoo. This guy knew damn well that he was suppose to buy the skype name from the NF site, but he insisted on calling me anyways and asking me what my skype name was, I told him to leave me a message and he studdered and said, "I don't have your skype name." I told politely that it was okay and that he just needed to purchase the name off of the site, he said (like they all keep saying), "I didn't see it there". And I said, it's at the top in BIG YELLOW FONT, like I always have to tell them (but not like they don't already know, it's at the damn top) and he said that he couldn't find it. I told him that he could give me his name or call back when he purchases mine, he agress and then... MYSTERIOUSLY he says right before I hang up, :
"OH! Wait, I got my mouse right on the "Buy Now" button, I'm going to purchase it now".
But wait you JACKASS, I thought you couldn't find it and you mean to tell me you found it that fast? That's because you wanted to see how far you could go with me. So then, I say, "Oh, you found it?" and then he says, "Yea.", laughs and then says, "I'll call you back".
I never heard from him again, but when I log on @ 10:32 this morning, I find that he leaves a negative remark on my NF Page as if I ripped him off somehow. I do recall telling him that it was easier to just purchase the name from the site. I get so tired of these guys calling and thinking that they are obligated to get something for free just because it's over the phone. I mean, it's reduiculous. And to show that I'm telling the truth, I always like to show proof.
Here is is negative comment...
Now we were not even on the phone for 5 minutes and I didn't pretend to do anything, the only one pretending was him. Pretending like his dumb ass didn't know he was suppose to pay.
And here is PROOF that we weren't even on the phone for 5 minutes...
Another dumbass of course, had to be black, he just straight out told me that I "should be happy that he's even spending money to call me, so I should just give him the damn ID and stop acting like a dumb bitch". Now, what do you think of that??? LoL.
His NF name, as you see, is datruth17e. He feels that if you have a SERVICE that is required to be PAID FOR you should just give it to him because HE ALREADY CALLED. He lies in the ratings he gives you if you do not give him what he wants!!! He spent 3 minutes on the phone arguing with me for no reason at all when I was very patient and very kind to him! He claims he didn't know he was suppose to pay for it, but he opened the mail before he called and stated "I didn't want to pay, you should be happy I called and just give it to me."
I was trying to be as professional as possible and he just kept going on with this ghetto attitude.
He is very nasty and he feels like something is owed to him because he pics up the phone and calls you.
This shows proof that he was lying about him not knowing... He opened the mail before calling that is the feature that NF provides, knowing who clicks on your pay-to-view mail!!!
And this next MORON, I don't even know what he's talking about because I haven't even spoken to him recently, I must've banned him along time ago, I think he was a guy that called me, we played the whole way through, then he decided to give me a bad rating after cumming anyways, so I think I might've banned him... Let's go in the Joclyn DeVou archives and see....
Here's his comment recently...
I don't even know what the hell he's talking about...LoL!
Anytime I've ever gotten bad rating on my page it's because guys like these didn't want to pay or they were trying to get over somehow. It's sad, rediculous and pathetic!!! I am very nice, fair and reasonable to all of my guys and they enjoy time with me EVERYTIME. There is no reason to argue (unless that's part of playing) or post a negative comment over something that you know damn well you're suppose to follow. It's simple... My
house, my rules and if you don't like it, there's 293874397239 some odd other gir
ls on NF, Talk Talk Sugar, in the news paper and on the damn internet, trust me, talking to me isn't going to hurt you... or is it??? LoL.
And if it's like that and you just HAVE to talk to me or you'll die, then show it and do what it takes to capture my attention.
And everytime this happens.... YOU WILL BE EXPOSED!!!
You guys have been doing a great job with keeping me here and I enjoy playing with each and everyone of you. I know I was suppose to be starting my radio broadcast Monday, but things got alittle backed up and now I have to wait, but I will continue to to keep you guys posted on the lastest events. Please do not forget to donate to My Fund and let's keep enjoying each other's company.
Thanks for taking the time to read this. I really hope this does not become an issue for anyone else!
Ms. Joclyn DeVou™